Monday, March 21, 2005

LiFe oF gUohU|...cHp 75

today is the start of a new week dudes... having nth to do, decided that i could do with a blog entry

okie... shall blog another inconsiderate train commuters today man... okie... kinda pissed by someone FREAK who MIGHT have spread fleas on me today... shall blog abt him today....

went to shop as per normal via the SMRT today... as usual, i was stoning on the seats on the way to dover... but something HORRIBLE happened to me...

along came one guy!!!


with LONG HAIR...


white turned-YELLOWISH baseball cap...,

pimple infested face,

covered with OIL...,

kiddy NO RULES shirt

came to sat beside me... the minute he sat down... he began to slp...till this pt of time, there was nth wrong man... till he began to lose conscious and start to tilt towards me man... being courteous, i decided not to wake him up and tried to softly pushed him back.. but this PENDULUM tilted his head towards my shoulder again man... tt was gross... imagine teh FLEAS he might contain in his CAP.. the dandruff in his hair, the OIL on his face, the pimples on his face... gross... N his HAIR stints man... when i politely tapped him to ask him to disengage, he gave me a rude stare as if i was disturbing his slp....

AND WENT BACK TO SLP MAN!!!

AND TILTED HIS HEAD ON MY SHOUDLER MAN!!!

cmon, tt is so damn gross....imagine:
1) my image being spoilt
2) ppl might think tt i'm gay
3) the FLEAS i might get
4) my clean face being smeared with oil...( wad for i need oil? to provide lubricants for my PROJECT 1???)
5) The filth smell i will get
6) the dandruff might fall on my body
7) MY PEACEFUL slp....


thank gosh he din drooze man....

N i hate this kinda of ppl always... ever...

totally gay and pissed off by tt...

N come to tink of it, i remembered this incident last week... i gave my seat to a much needed old man... but there is this mid 30s auntie came over and squash her ASS on the seat, totally unaware of the situation here... obviously w/o a thank you man... i wasn't hankering for a thank you but hey, the seat wasn't even for her in the first place... duhx.... but i was also pai seh to ask her to get up to give up her seat for the old man...

train commuters like the 2 examples above ar... really pissed by them....not forgetting the followin type of ppl

1) aunties and cheapo uncles who rushed in to squash their ASS on the seats
2) aunties who get their children to run fast fast to chop seats
3) ppl who DUN give their seats to those more needy of them
4) ppl with small ASS but occupy 2 seats
5) ppl with BIG ASS and occupy 2 seats ( but can't be blamed la. this one)
6) ppl who squeeze their way through in a PACKED train
7) commuters with Body Odour... big problem man for more information on them, please refer to Life of guohui... chp 53... under the train problem man


boy, i just cannot understand y singaporean can't make taking a public transport a more graceful act....


oh ya, btw, screwed up my PEEE lab test today...

haiz...

bye bye, long post today huh?

guohuilist turned back time on Monday, March 21, 2005.

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